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« Reply #350 on: May 13, 2008, 05:42:58 PM » |
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sweeet! what now..
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« Reply #352 on: May 22, 2008, 05:09:30 PM » |
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Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John
McCain were on a plane flying to a debate.
Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, 'You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'
John added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot;
'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.'
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« Reply #353 on: July 15, 2008, 08:51:34 PM » |
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A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man
standing alone. She approached him.
'My name is Carmen,' she told him.
'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'
'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like
most -- cars and men.'
'What's your name?' she asked.
He said, 'B. J. Titsengolf'
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« Reply #356 on: July 16, 2008, 07:03:07 AM » |
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« Reply #358 on: July 16, 2008, 03:55:40 PM » |
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ill check her headlights..
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« Reply #359 on: July 16, 2008, 04:41:21 PM » |
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LOL
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« Reply #360 on: July 16, 2008, 04:42:25 PM » |
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Don, will you hold the camera  ? |
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« Reply #362 on: July 16, 2008, 04:47:34 PM » |
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Hell No!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #364 on: July 16, 2008, 07:32:01 PM » |
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Redneck Vasectomy:
A redneck couple go to the Doctor to get the Husband a vasectomy.
The Doctor asks the couple why on earth would they want to stop having children, they already have 9 healthy kids and both of them are still young enough to have more.
The couple reply's,
"We heard that 1 out of 10 kids born is a Mexican and neither one of us can speak spanish".
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« Reply #366 on: July 18, 2008, 01:44:03 AM » |
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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked him.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
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« Reply #367 on: July 18, 2008, 01:45:22 AM » |
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Oh, by the way, I am going to try and keep this thread going for a while with a "post a day",......Well of course if that is okay with you guys. |
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« Reply #369 on: July 18, 2008, 07:13:19 PM » |
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Ken has a karma of 5!!!!!! This is as good of place as any to post this. My wife and I were at dinner tonight and she looking a smidge pissed. Anybody who knows my young wife, knows Cheryl is 75% sweetheart and 25% odd. She had to get a chest x-ray today for some reason. So she tells me the nurse tells her to go in this room to get ready. First she was applaud they only had wrinkled gowns in a hamper to put on (Not seeing the ones hanging up until later) Then she tells me she dropped one of the BB's she was supposed to tape over her nipples. (Never knew this fun fact) So you have to imagine me trying not to laugh out loud. (She looks very pissed now) She continues to share with me how she is crawlling on her hands and knees looking for her nipple BB in this discusting wrinkled gown with no back. (With the look only a mad woman can have) So she finally finds it and attaches it with the supplied tape and walks to the door and see's the fresh gowns hanging on hangers. (This is where the concerned look on my face ended) Anyway, I could not stop laughing and tears are running down my face. So between that story, a half rack of ribs and a tall beer. I had a great dinner.  |
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« Reply #370 on: July 18, 2008, 07:40:14 PM » |
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I've heard a lot of weird things before....
....but that might be one of the weirdest
Needless to say I kinda shot some water out my nose.
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« Reply #373 on: July 19, 2008, 11:23:48 AM » |
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I love her to death, Mrs Ken. Sometimes I have to laugh what woman have to put up with. Like the whole "Boob in the vice" a'gram. Let me clarify my Mom is a breast cancer survivor so thank god the have that test. But lets say guys had to put the Captain in a vice? I'll pass |
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« Reply #374 on: July 19, 2008, 11:51:14 AM » |
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But lets say guys had to put the Captain in a vice? I'll pass Don't knock it 'till you've tried it  |
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