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« Reply #1475 on: March 26, 2012, 08:38:37 AM »
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Quote from: Rick G on March 20, 2012, 04:26:27 PM
Here is one for those of you with a smart phone




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 headbang headbang headbang headbang headbang

Rck Rick Rick......Old but a good one!
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« Reply #1476 on: March 26, 2012, 10:44:10 AM »
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« Reply #1477 on: March 29, 2012, 08:31:28 AM »
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Would anybody like to hear pizza joke?
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« Reply #1478 on: March 29, 2012, 08:34:50 AM »
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Quote from: Rick G on March 29, 2012, 08:31:28 AM
Would anybody like to hear pizza joke?


Pizza is no joke!!!!  LOL_Sign
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« Reply #1479 on: March 29, 2012, 05:41:24 PM »
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Quote from: Rick G on March 29, 2012, 08:31:28 AM
Would anybody like to hear pizza joke?


Pizza is no joke!!!!  LOL_Sign

That's OK, it was pretty cheesy anyway.
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« Reply #1480 on: March 30, 2012, 09:54:37 AM »
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Quote from: Rick G on March 29, 2012, 08:31:28 AM
Would anybody like to hear pizza joke?


Pizza is no joke!!!!  LOL_Sign

That's OK, it was pretty cheesy anyway.


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« Reply #1481 on: April 02, 2012, 05:32:29 PM »
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A guy sends his girlfriend a text " You want to hear a joke about my Schlong?"
She replies "?"
He says "Never mind, it's too long"
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« Reply #1482 on: April 02, 2012, 05:34:03 PM »
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Then next day the sends the guy a text " U want to hear a joke about my Vagina?"

He replies "sure"

She says "Never mind, you'll never get it!"
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« Reply #1483 on: April 03, 2012, 04:45:35 AM »
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Rick...... LOL_Sign LOL_Sign LOL_Sign LOL_Sign


Never get it  Crybaby LOL_Sign LOL_Sign
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« Reply #1484 on: April 09, 2012, 05:21:55 PM »
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« Reply #1485 on: April 13, 2012, 06:30:26 AM »
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Worse product name in all of Walmart?

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« Reply #1486 on: April 26, 2012, 08:43:53 AM »
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OK, nobody liked the dog shampoo from Walmart, how about this? Evidently it is from Kimbo's land!
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« Reply #1487 on: April 26, 2012, 03:45:24 PM »
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 LOL_Sign .... not sure what words to say to that one Rick, especially given that this is a family oriented forum, however, I must admit I have "known" a few ladies who might qualify as vaugely canine, to whom that may be a useful product
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« Reply #1488 on: April 27, 2012, 03:53:15 AM »
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OK, nobody liked the dog shampoo from Walmart, how about this? Evidently it is from Kimbo's land!






LOVE it......
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« Reply #1489 on: May 22, 2012, 05:07:34 AM »
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Q. Your riding a horse at full speed, a giraffe is beside you, an elephant in front of you and a lion behind you! What do you do???
 
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A. You get your drunk butt off of the carousel !!!
 
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« Reply #1490 on: May 22, 2012, 05:10:43 AM »
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Chuck Norris information  headbang

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
 
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
 
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
 
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
 
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
 
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
 
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
 
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
 
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
 
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
 
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
 
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
 
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
 
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
 
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
 
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
 
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
 
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
 
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
 
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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« Reply #1491 on: May 22, 2012, 07:30:01 AM »
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 LOL_Sign  Good one Mike  Cheesy
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« Reply #1492 on: May 22, 2012, 07:48:55 AM »
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Saw this one on AOL homepage today, talk about desperate measures for votes  Cheesy

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« Reply #1493 on: May 22, 2012, 08:41:45 AM »
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I would have to pick the menu Buffalo wings and Texas cheese fries for appetizer, fried pork chops with gravy, fried okra with bacon and gravy, fried corn on the cob, fried potatoes with cheese sauce and gravy, pecan pie with whipped cream (and possibly gravy), just to tick off Michelle.
High Fructose corn syrup to drink and extra salt on everything.
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« Reply #1494 on: May 22, 2012, 06:42:59 PM »
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"....just to tick off Michelle" ??

Oh, sorry, though that said "lick"
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« Reply #1496 on: May 22, 2012, 07:53:42 PM »
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Quote from: Kimbo on May 22, 2012, 06:49:44 PM
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« Reply #1497 on: May 22, 2012, 08:27:25 PM »
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I'd end up upCHUCK Angry headbang ing it all anyway Cheesy .

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« Reply #1498 on: May 23, 2012, 04:59:25 AM »
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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
 
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
 
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
 
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
 
She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.
 
Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Dang it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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« Reply #1499 on: May 23, 2012, 07:38:46 AM »
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